| When I reached the
                  Springfield/Branson airport, the girl at the car rental
                  counter said, "I've got a turquoise cube for you." "Fine," I said.  I wondered, "What the hell is a
                  Turquoise cube?  who makes a line of sub-compact cars
                  call Turquoise?"
 Well I found out.  It was A Nissan Cube, turquoise in
                  color.  Needless to say I turned some heads in that
                  little farming town full of pickup trucks.  I loaded the
                  bags into the Cube and headed east on US 60.
 
 My first stop was the cemetery in Hartville, where my best
                  teacher and friend, and her husband are buried.  Then I
                  scooted east on State 38 which parallels the Gasconade River
                  for the first few miles.  I noticed they'd built a new
                  public access and investigated.  The family that was
                  swimming in the pool told me the water was down a little and
                  they could wade all the way across the pool at it's deepest
                  part. They also suggested the best fishing was about 100 yards
                  down stream.  "Big Bass.
 Next stop was the Baptist Church Camp where "38" crosses
                  Whetstone Creek.  There was plenty of water in
                  Whetstone.
 
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                | I headed north on Farm to Market E at the Baptist Church Camp
                  and drove about two miles, to the place where "E" crosses the
                  Gasconade.  I noticed they'd replaced the bridge that my
                  Grandfather had built back in the ‘50s.  It was the last
                  concrete work he did. The new bridge didn't look much
                  different that his, and I noticed that drift was piling up on
                  the upstream side, just like the old bridge.  The state
                  still hasn't taken down the "Impassable during high water"
                  signs and the water depth signs.  The water looked
                  good.  From there I followed "38" east, across State road
                  95 to the bottom of the hill and Beaver Creek.  Beaver
                  looked good, too. But the access around the bridge was choked
                  with vegetation, including, I guessed, Poison Ivy.  Not
                  something I wanted to mess with on this trip.  Dad had
                  always stayed to the state roads but I didn't have to do
                  that.  I headed south on "95" and took the first county
                  road that went east to Beaver.  I found a nice low water
                  crossing with plenty of stream access.  I figured it was
                  time to head for home (or what had been home.)
 
 Coming into town from the north on "95" I stopped at the
                  cemetery to see the family.  Mom, Dad, Both sets of
                  Grandparents, a Great Uncle and his wife, Aunts and Uncles,
                  Cousin Bob and his wife.   Also among the headstones
                  were the family friends.  Names from my childhood. 
                  All here.  All neatly in rows.  I suddenly realized
                  that I knew more people in the cemetery than I did in the
                  town.  My generation was scattered to the four
                  winds.  Not many of us stayed, or came back.
 
 After check in at the no-tell motel and a wonderful meal at
                  Mickey D's, I still had daylight and no place to go... 
                  except to do more exploring.  Farm to Market N parallels
                  the new US 60 west for a few miles.  Then the two leave
                  each other and "N" follows Archer Creek, (Which is referred to
                  as the east branch of Whetstone creek in the DeLorime). 
                  I followed the water for several miles before the stream and
                  road parted. From there it was only a few miles to the bridge
                  over Whetstone, proper.  A farm road lead off to the left
                  and an open gate and path lead down to the water.  I was
                  more interested in the farm road, which I believed would lead
                  to a low water bridge across the Whetstone.  I was
                  right.  I also saw a doe in one of the fields.  By
                  this time I was driving with headlight in the gathering gloom
                  so I turned the Cube around headed back to town, passing the
                  deer, still standing in the field.
 
 My next stop was the ubiquitous "Wally world" for a
                  license.  Missouri has my name.  I guess I'm on some
                  kind of a watch list or something.  They've done away
                  with three or five day out of state licenses.  Now you
                  pay by the day or the year.  I paid by the day and got my
                  bright yellow tag.  I was fairly sure I'd not need it,
                  but I have been "carded" once in Missouri.  It was during
                  deer season and Marge and I were headed across from Hartville
                  to Rolla and stopped by Dog Bluff, to check it out. I pulled
                  into the public stream access and pick-nick area and strung up
                  a rod.  Marge found a kitten wandering around about the
                  time Missouri Fish and Game showed up.  She was trying to
                  get him interested in the kitten, but he was looking at
                  me.  Luckily I'd just stopped at liquor  store in
                  Hartville so I was able to show him the yellow slip.
 "I got tired of checking deer tags," he said, smiling at me. I
                  smiled back.
 
 On his recommendation we took the little kitten into Houston
                  and dropped it off at an animal rescue.  Yes they have
                  those in Missouri.
 
 The next morning I got up at 6:00 am, which is when the
                  "No-Tell" free breakfast opened.  Apparently the Indian
                  didn't believe in overdoing breakfast. (or he was putting out
                  as little as he could and still be able to claim a free
                  breakfast.)  I headed north with the idea of eventually
                  ending up at the Casconade.  I headed up "N" and found a
                  side road that went south over Archer Creek.  I pulled
                  the Cube to the side of the road, rigged a 3 piece 6 1/2 ft
                  rod and slipped into the 4 inch deep water.  The
                  topography in the Ozarks is fairly flat.  The rolling
                  hills have been cut away by weather and water since long
                  before the Indian came.  The streams flow over flat
                  stone, gravel or sand.  They're magical, because they can
                  be a flat trickle of water only 4 or five inches deep for
                  miles, then suddenly turn into some very nice fishing pools. I
                  know that Archer Creek holds good sunfish -- I'll get to that,
                  but on this stretch of the creek the 4in 15ft wide went on and
                  on.  Eventually I gave up trying to ease down stream and
                  pick up a fish before it knew I was around.
 
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                | Back at the Cub, I stuck the rod in across the
                  back seat, pulled off the wading shoes and replaced them with
                  my boat shoes.Next stop was Whetstone, at the low water
                  bridge.  I pulled the Cube off the road into the side of
                  the entrance to a field, rigged up and started
                  prospecting.  Unlike trips of the past, I was into fish
                  almost as soon as I got in the water. The stream was about 20
                  feet wide and less than three feet deep except for holes
                  around the root wads.  A heat wave allowed me to wet
                  wade.  The water was cool but not cold.  I was using
                  the 6 ½ ft, three piece, four weight.  (All my rods fit
                  in my luggage.  I really don't want to spend $50 a rod on
                  baggage.) I wandered down the creek casting to the far
                  bank. Several trucks and a car crossed the bridge while I was
                  working my way down stream.   I noticed that each
                  one of them slowed to a crawl as they crossed.  At first
                  I though it might be to see if the idiot driving the turquoise
                  Cube was catching anything, but then I realized it was because
                  the bridge (that I'd crossed the night before) was about to
                  give way.  Had Hector been with me I'm sure we would have
                  been pushing the Cube out of the creek!!!   I can't
                  remember how long I fished Whetstone below the low water
                  bridge, but eventually I hit an area that was wide and shallow
                  and didn't look promising.  I had other waters to
                  explore, so I headed back up stream.  I had a few more |  
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